"You can never accuse Stephen Sondheim of being boring in his lifetime, and Here We Are is a fitting addition to his legacy. Innovatively realised and refreshing in its nature, I’m not sure this is one room I’d want to be stuck in for days at a time but it is certainly a room I'd gladly visit multiple times." - Daz Gale, All That Dazzles
We are inclined to agree.
The night before our jaunt to Spain last week, Madam Arcati, Hils, History Boy and I ventured off to see the wildly-anticipated UK premiere of the posthumously-completed final musical work by the much-missed Stephen Sondheim Here We Are in the imposing surroundings of the National Theatre.
When talking about the genius who thought nothing of making musicals from such oddly-disparate stories as Ingmar Bergman's Smiles of a Summer Night [A Little Night Music], the Victorian "Penny Dreadful" anti-hero Sweeney Todd, Grimm's fairy tales [Into The Woods] or a work by Aristophanes [The Frogs], it was no great surprise that this work was largely adapted (by playwright David Ives) from not one, but two surrealist films by avant-garde producer Luis Buñuel [The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie and The Exterminating Angel]. And why not, indeed?
As one might expect, given its source material, this is not a "conventional" musical by any stretch of the imagination - but then again, Sondheim didn't do many of those anyway. The first act introduces us to the main cast of characters, all of them spoilt nouveau riche types - self-obsessed hedge-fund billionaire Leo (Rory Kinnear), his not-quite-with-it wife Marianne (the brilliant Jane Krakowski), her sister and pseudo-anarchist Fritz (Chumisa Dornford-May), and their friends, shouty interior designer Claudia (Martha Plimpton), her plastic surgeon husband Paul (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and the ambassador of "Moranda", Raffael (Paulo Szot) - who venture out to seek a restaurant to have brunch. That venture is repeatedly (and farcically) doomed to failure. The inaccurately-named "Café Everything" has absolutely no food or drink on offer - which leads to a profuse (and hilarious) musical apology from its waiter (the mesmerising Denis O'Hare):
The torture doesn't end there, of course. At the "French deconstructivist" restaurant Bistro à la Mode, the funeral of the chef is taking place - cue the wonderful Tracie Bennett as that emporium's maître d', singing, à la Piaf, possibly the show's best number:
In their final attempt to get that elusive brunch (by now it's heading for dinner time), at Italian brasserie Osteria Zeno, their longed-for "meal" is interrupted by an army colonel (Cameron Johnson) and soldier (the gorgeous Richard Fleeshman)...

Mr Fleeshman in the flesh
...who are concerned that an anarchist overthrow of society is imminent (in which, behind the scenes, Fitz has been naively involved, by funding an organisation with the not-so-subtle acronym of PRADA), and all the sumptuous dishes served turn out to be plastic. At this point the show "breaks the third wall" - and as the spotlight turns on the audience, the cast appear mesmerised (especially Marianne) and flustered. This is when the conceit of the plot dawned on us (if not on the characters on stage): these people are trapped inside their own play! That surreal moment is over almost as soon as it began, when the ambassador makes one final suggestion - they should all go and eat at his embassy instead...
All this takes place on a stark white stage, lined by mirrors (appropriate for the vanity of the characters) and occasionally punctuated by the neon marquees of the various purported eateries, which is a superlative design idea by set designer David Zinn. As is the choreography (by Sam Pinkleton) - especially the way that in the gaps between attempts to eat, the whole cast repeatedly lines up (a bit like an earlier Sondheim show Assassins), ostensibly to show that they are travelling by car, but in effect it's rather wonderful - especially when any one of them tries to "break ranks", and was unable to cross an invisible barrier...
If you think all that's surreal enough, part one concludes with the arrival of a bishop (Harry Hadden-Paton) at the door, in full regalia, seeking alternative employment!
Part 2 opens within the grand setting of the embassy's salon, our protagonists suitably sated and relaxing in armchairs or chaises. Happy at last? I wouldn't bet on it. The manservant (Denis O'Hare again - he and Tracie Bennett play every waiter/servant role in the whole thing, and masterfully hold it all together as a result) turns out to be the enigmatic "Inferno", head of PRADA - and the feared incursion seems to be taking place outside, as explosions are heard. The gang, on trying to leave, find they are perpetually making excuses not to do so and decide to bed down in situ. The bishop turns out to be a foot-fetishist. Fitz - who had previously told everyone she was gay (probably for attention) - has a romantic relationship with the soldier (even disappearing for a shag in a cupboard). The piano the bishop is playing stops working. There is no water until Ms Bennett's mute, hunched maid bursts a (magical?) pipe. They resort to eating the books for sustenance. In the middle of the room (on day four or five; nobody's quite sure) it starts to snow - oh yes, and Marianne dances for some incomprehensible reason with a bear!
And the dénouement of all this? Marianne suddenly realises that they had somehow, somewhere, missed a line of this nightmarish play. When they go backwards, and recite all their recent lines in the correct order, strangely they find themselves free - and once again on their travels, seeking food.
This mind-boggling musical-cum-play (as is fitting since Sondheim never finished it, the songs peter out early in the second half), directed by Tony-award winner Joe Mantello, is not for the faint-hearted, admittedly - you're not going to find yourself tapping your toes or humming the tunes when you leave - but as a lasting final legacy to Sondheim it works brilliantly. We absolutely loved every crazy moment of it!
Here We Are is playing at the Lyttelton Theatre at the National Theatre complex until 28th June 2025.